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[09 Dec 2011|09:29am]
oh my god no.

i woke up today with two forehead wrinkles.

So basically:

1) Big breakup with ex-bf
2) Forehead wrinkles

When will you stop dumping on me UNIVERSE?!

Also, wo bist du?
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[07 Dec 2011|03:53pm]
What is my life?!

My boyfriend and I recently broke up and I accidentally stumbled into the naked Tyrann pictures...and now I'm so miserably hot and bothered.

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[19 Jul 2010|03:09pm]
I went and bought myself a massive ruby ring to commerate my 25th birthday.

It's the only thing brightening an otherwise dull day today. I feel so apathetic right now that absolutely almost nothing could move me.
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[21 Oct 2009|01:25pm]
I fucking hate hearing people eat so much.
It's the one thing I get irrationally angry about.
My co-worker loves to use up her lunch hour to run errands, so she brings her food in the office to eat while she works.
And she ALWAYS eats chewy, crunchy stuff.

The only person I can stand eating around me is Alex.
And that's because of the irrational amount of love I have for him.

Also, I work with a bunch of old people. And they love to lecture. They lecture each other, their wives, husbands, sons, daughters, and me. Constantly.
Loudly, over the phone especially. Pisses me off as well.
I hate hearing personal conversations while I'm trying to surf the internet at work! Hehe.

But seriously it beats working with a bunch of young people and all the drama/envy/fighting/and hooking up that happens. The environment within which I met my current boyfriend. Who drives me insane.

Yesterday he confided in me a real gem of a compliment!
It went something like this....
We were lying around in bed and I was feeling pretty content, cozy, and warm.
Kinda drifting off into sleep when he suddenly starts speaking.
Him: Hey baby, you know how I know I'm so in love with you?
Me: .......... (and I was all excited to hear whatever it was going to be)
Him: Everyday I see really hot girls. I mean HOT. But I never think any of them are prettier than you. Isn't that crazy?! ::happy hugs::
Me: -_-
Where the fuck is he going that he sees HOT GIRLSSSSS all the time?
And, so if he didn't love me, I wouldn't be prettier?

Boys are so stupid.
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[19 Oct 2009|03:31pm]
How can you have abandonment issues without ever having been actually ever abandoned? I have both parents, thank god, my sister, my extended family is mostly in tact, good friends since elementary school, and both my beloved pets.

..the hell is my problem?

Seriously, wtf.
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[15 Oct 2009|01:38pm]
I just remembered this one time when I was living with my ex-boyfriend....and we looked up our apartment complex and read this bad review someone had written for the place.

Basically, the person was complaining that the neighbors living upstairs (Ex and I lived on the top floor) were a couple that was always arguing. That they could hear the girl talking angrily and then crying. And that sometimes the reviewer could hear someone throw stuff.

The funny thing was that my ex and I thought it was us the review was referring to! We thought it was pretty funny at the time, but damn did we have a dysfunctional relationship.

Here's to hoping the one I'm in now will be better/healthier/happier/and more honest.

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[29 Sep 2009|10:00am]
Have you ever seen someone so ugly, it actually makes you slightly sick looking at them?

Yeah, just had that experience.

Weekend please.

My bf was such an asshole this past weekend I'm thinking I'm sick of his bullshit. If only it were easy to cut ties with people you love.

Professional life going well, however!
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[25 Sep 2009|04:48pm]
The rap song my bf wrote for me:

You bring out the best in me
You my numero uno
My first mate my partner in crime
kiss me tease me
I know you like to please me

my sugar bear mama
life aint right without you
you put the clams in my chowder
the mayo in my hoagie
the electrolytes in mygatorade
the bucks in mystarbucks
the snooze in my alarm
and the whities in my tidy-whities
the slip in my freudian
the blue in my rainbow
cause that's my favorite color

i love that moron
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[15 Sep 2009|12:31am]
How the fuck can you learn to be laid back?
Oh to learn this quality.

For the past two and a half years I haven't been very happy with things
There comes a time when you realize it's time to make changes
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[25 Aug 2009|04:38pm]
Loooove my job. I get paid mega dineros.

Oh and single again.
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[25 Jun 2009|12:06pm]
I'm going to start drinking at work.
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[22 Jun 2009|03:28pm]
I had one of the craziest weeks of my life. This is going to be an interesting summer.

Let's just say:

1) I'm pretty sure I am either with the guy I'm going to end up with for the rest of my life or the guy that I'm going to wish I'd never met bc I will end up killing him and going to prison. It should be fun seeing how this unfolds.
2) I've been partying nonstop and it's been a damn good time.

Holy fucking shit, I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[09 Jun 2009|07:24pm]
Break-ups be hard.
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[03 Jun 2009|01:34pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

I fucking love this song!

I have a question for any savvy alcoholics out there....what kind of vodka should I now request for my mixed drinks? Yesterday, I made the mistake of utilizing the Happy Hour at Sherlocks in Montrose and ordered a cape cod. They were 2 dollar cape cods so of course they probably used some disgusting, cheap vodka. I had to call it a night earlier than I'd planned because I had an excruciating headache. I couldn't sleep because it was so damn bad. Whenever I go out to drink with Candido, he buys me the best beer and I end up with zero hangovers the next day. Therefore, clearly expensive alcohol means beautiful morning afters, right?? I don't want to look like a floozy or pretentious....so I need an idea of what vodka to order. I'm nothing if not deeply concerned with image.

Anyway, I've been watching Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles and I'm down to the last episode of the series......uuuughhhh I'm trying to savor, because it's such a good show. I have the BSG series thanks to Jane, but I'm afraid to watch it because I know it's going to be really good and then it'll be over. :(

On the work front, I'm now working six days a week ;_;

Mo money, mo problems. All day grindin'.

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[11 May 2009|08:49pm]
Yesterday was crazy.

I was soo emotional. Everything was making me tear up. I thought of my ex-boyfriend, Marcus, and I cried. I thought of how wonderful my mother is and I cried. My sister made the mistake of telling me about the email Marcus wrote to her after we broke up, explaining that he had always cherished her, and I cried.

I thought of finals and I wanted to crawl into a cave and cry.
I thought of graduation and I nearly cried.
I thought of how much I love my dad, and hate him too and I cried.

Then I woke up today and felt pretty normal. Just studied and watched a movie.

Weird. And it had nothing to do with the time of the month. Nor am I pregnant. That is impossible at the moment. Must have just been some weird spontaneous emotional roller coaster.
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[04 May 2009|01:56pm]
I am karma's favorite target!

And it's bullshit...fuck you karma.

So, things are going shittily for me at the moment.

The only good thing is that I don't have swine flu and I just ate a delicious tuna sandwich.
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[21 Apr 2009|02:52pm]
All I've been able to do all day is think about sex. Terrible. Can't concentrate on anything.
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[06 Apr 2009|09:49pm]
Boston was a success.

I got to hang out with my amazing friends. Sarah, as always, is one of the craziest, funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention just plain cool.

Then I got to tell off someone I've been dying to tell off since 2007.

The stuff legends are made of ladies and gentlemen.


What else, what else...

I am buying my cap and gown this week.

I am becoming a beer connoisseur. It's been decided. One of my good pals, Candido, is an expert in all things beer and has decided to take on my case. He is also of the wealthy sort so I don't have to actually buy the expensive beers which is a plus. I was going to become a wine expert but decided that's a bit trite and wine stains your teeth.

That is all for the night.
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[24 Mar 2009|10:43pm]
God, it rules being a girl and having long hair. The things guys will do for you...

I have a retarded story to relate that ties into this...please don't judge me...

So the other night I was with a friend. We were drinking at her place and got really, really trashed. Well, I did anyway. Same ol', same ol'...I always think everyone is really wasted when I am and the next day I'll be like duuuuude I can't believe how drunk we were and they'll be like er no that was just you.


Anyway, so I did this weird dance move while holding the beer bottle in my hand and ended up breaking it. On my fucking face.

I freaked the fuck out, of course. With good reason. I proceeded to hop into the shower and deluged my eyes with water for a good twenty minutes. I was super drunk, wet, and paranoid. I was convinced that I was going to go blind and sat down sadly on my friend's couch with a new beer bottle.

The good news was that I did not hurt myself at all, not even a scratch. The bad news was that I lost both contacts due to this spaz out of all spaz outs because I tore them out of my eye in the shower. So today I found an optometrist through the yellow pages and put on my best damsel in distress look because I wanted to bypass the expensive eye exam and just buy contacts. Well, my feminine wiles got me a free eye exam and contacts, lol. Yeah right, he probably just felt really bad for this crazy idiot who drove blindly to his office.

I am a fascinating sloppy alcoholic. And I'm okay with that even if my liver probably wants to punch me.
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[14 Mar 2009|12:58am]
I really feel like getting laid :(

And there's only one guy in the world right now for me. Who is majorly endowed if you catch my drift. Maybe that's the real reason I really like him?

My friend and I were talking the other day about what to look for in a guy and we came up with:

A guy should at least have one of three things:
1)Big wallet
2)Big penis
3)Be hot

Personally, I need him to be tall, cute (NOT a big fan of gorgeous after dating Anthony), nice body, FUNNY (this is really important), smart (I like math and science nerds) and he has to have number two on the aforementioned list.

What do you think? Do I sound shallow?
Doesn't everyone have shallow preferences?

Oh and edited to add: He has to make some kind of dinero for the love of god. And if he makes said dinero...be generous! No cheap bastards allowed. My dad, mom, and ex boyfriend all spoiled the hell out of me. Sorry, but I can't stand cheapness in a guy.
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